givemetherapy-onlybabyscars:

OH MY GOD FELIX AND MARZIA ARE THE BEST

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apostcardtome:

disneywalnut:

g-retchenwieners:

brititch:

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

the story behind this photo was: she actually cut her foot, and having a great sense of humor, posed for this photo.

omg i never noticed that thing on her foot

NOTICE THE THING ON HER FOOT

THIS IS TRUE COURAGE

apostcardtome:

disneywalnut:

g-retchenwieners:

brititch:

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

the story behind this photo was: she actually cut her foot, and having a great sense of humor, posed for this photo.

omg i never noticed that thing on her foot

NOTICE THE THING ON HER FOOT

THIS IS TRUE COURAGE

(via nautical-nuisance)

neptunain:

heteronormativity for dummies or, “why homophobes aren’t the only problem”

gufiaoo:

When my mom throws a family party

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misfitreindeer:

tipsy-arachnid:

taylorswiftisawinchester:

sad-butsassy:

devourer-of-gods:

No, this is why women survive longer than men.

this hurt to look at

actually it’s true. in sociology we learn about the fact that men participate in more risky behavior to prove masculinity and this is a way the patriarchy hurts men and pat of the reason the life expectancy is longer for women

Jesus Christ, I wasn’t going to reblog this but then that last one was just so WHY WOULD YOU that I had to

also women tend to get discouraged when they perform risky behavior, from childhood onwards

I grabbed an otter once with my bare hands and my mother flipped a shit, my brother hung from a branch twenty feet off the ground the size of my wrist and my mother didn’t give a fuck

take a quick guess as to which of us ended up in the ER

my brother was dangerously closed to having a piece of wood lodged in his spine (it missed by like an inch of so) and either being killed or paralyzed

(via nautical-nuisance)

therealraewest:

Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

(via nautical-nuisance)

"Nintendo is adding too many female characters to its new games!"

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Actual footage of me directing the world’s saddest symphony, just for you:

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lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

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ur school wins

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jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

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neptunain:

heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet

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